April 3 – 6, 2026  ·  Nairobi & Nanyuki

The Thirtieth

An Expedition into the Next Decade

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The Brief

"Not just a milestone. 72 hours of curated chaos, high-speed adrenaline, and absolute serenity."

3 Phases 2 Locations 1 Expedition

The
Blueprint

Three phases engineered to strip away the mundane. From Nairobi's pulse to the altitude of Nanyuki.

Phase 01  ·  Friday, April 3

Integration

14:00

The Convergence

Nairobi Gateway. A seamless, high-energy assembly of the core party. Drinks on arrival. First contact.

15:30

The Icebreaker

Archery & Ziplining at Paradise Lost, Kiambu. 54 acres of lush coffee-farm wilderness — kinetic rapport-building through caves, ziplines, and open sky.

Paradise Lost Kiambu — forest, waterfall, and caves
Paradise Lost, Kiambu
19:30

The Welcome Dinner

An intimate evening setting. Warm, unhurried, and exactly the tone the expedition requires.

Phase 02  ·  Saturday, April 4

Tradition & Speed

11:00

The Circuit

Annual Go-Karting at Whistling Morans, Athi River. National championship-grade asphalt. High-stakes racing reserved strictly for the inner circle. No mercy.

Whistling Morans kart circuit aerial view
Whistling Morans, Athi River
15:00

The Feast

Afternoon Nyama Choma at Pelican Village. Post-race debriefing, trophies presented, legends born over nyama and cold drinks.

20:00

The Main Event

The Night

The centrepiece. A private dinner that escalates into the evening's celebration. Location TBC — curated to match the occasion's weight. Dress accordingly.

The Birthday

April 4th — the exact date we mark three decades. The night is crafted to feel like the aperture opening on the next ten years.

Phase 03  ·  Sunday & Monday

The Escape

Sun 09:00

The Ascent

Sunday departure for Nanyuki. Scenic route north through the highlands. Arrival at Falcon Heights Hotel by 13:00 for altitude, lush gardens, and a pool with a mountain view.

Falcon Heights Hotel Nanyuki — gardens and pool
Falcon Heights Hotel, Nanyuki
Sun 14:00

Altitude Activities

Horse riding, nature walks, pool, stargazing by a bonfire. The pace intentionally drops. The conversation deepens. The mountain rewards the patient.

Mon 10:00

The Descent

A slow breakfast, open air, unhurried. Pack up by 10:00. Long way back to Nairobi. Re-entry by 15:00. The expedition concludes. The decade begins.

Operational Intel

Accommodation

NBO: Own arrangements.
Nanyuki: Falcon Heights Hotel — block reservation TBC. Details in confirmation email.

Transport

Rally point for Nanyuki: TBC.
Private convoy departs 09:00 sharp. Stragglers will be documented and judged.

What to Pack

Layers for the highlands. Racing confidence for Saturday. A full appetite throughout. Nothing else required.